r/Jokes

: "A milkman is dying in the hospital"

: "My wife minored in psychology. She's always using all her amateur psychology when we argue."

: "Five pigs walk into a bar. The first pig orders one beer, the second pig orders two beers, the third pig orders three beers, the fourth pig orders four beers, and the fifth pig orders five beers."

: "A blonde goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it."